Can you create a funny,little story, just 4 the fun of it, that includes 6 of these "Arizona" words?

Senator McCain was driving a golf cart in a desert that was 111 degrees!! He was trying to find a casino. Then he drove into a fast food restarant (yes it's in the desert) and he bought a dessert. As he was eating this yummy dessert the sunshine blinded his eyes and he drove into a cactus. This caused him to go off course and drive into a Meteor Crator as a cowboy rode by and told him that monsoons were comming. So the senator used his cell phone to call his private jet and get him out of this weird desert bedore the monsoons come. Before the jet came he realized he fell asleep in his golf cart and the cowboy and monsoon story was a weird dream as a result from the dessert. So he continued to drive through the desert.