So Atheists: Can you actually show me the pond slime from where it all began like I can show dead sea scrolls?

ok im guessing a dead sea scroll is some religious artifact? well doesn't that just mean that people believed in god when the scrolls were written? it doesnt mean that god is real. thats like calling the bible proof, the bible or that scroll show no more proof than a muslim bible thingy or a jewish one does. and you want to see pond slim? i want to see a fat bearded guy sitting on a cloud with a harem of winged bitches floating around. can you show THAT to me? o.O