Should Charlie Sheen Be Appointed As The Next DHS Director After Janet Nepalitano Resigns?

Why the hell not? He's a liberal. He knows how to party. He won't be able to tell the public anything that OH-BLAH-BLAH really said because he won't be able to remember (black-outs). He knows a little something about violence. He loves black people (ever see those Hane's Commercials where he's all over Jordan's jock?) and wouldn't know anything about a terrorist or terrorism, either.